I came across this and it just made me laugh. I thought how right most of this is and how perfect some of it is toward my crazy nasty neighbor. It almost described his ugly attitude, you know the type of person whom would do these things naturally and never quit and think how cool they are for it.You know the 30 year old who beats up a 70 year old crippled man. The type of people that live by the saying "misery loves company" Well that's my nasty neighbor.I have to tell you about him . He is ugly! inside and out. He reminds us of Napoleon Dynamite.(same boots in 119 degree weather. Has no life , no friends. His days consists of video tapping us and recording every conversation on this property. Hurts my animals but tries to get us arrested for hurting his.He spends 24 hours a day trying to get us. It is really sad to watch. To think your desire to be around someone is so pathetic you have to resort to lies deception and violence.He was really nice to me when I was single. I had the unfortunate previlage to watch him consistantly attack and steal from a 70 year old man for years.I knew the day i met him he was the biggest loser i had laid eyes on in a long time. He said that day " I owe back child support so I have to live at home with mom" Keep in mind this was 7 years ago and he is 50 now.Anyway he is not content unless he is fighting with someone.That is sad. He is violent and has pulled a loaded gun on my husband . Full clip, one in chamber and no safety.My husband removed the weapon from his hand. and brought it home. He had called the sheriff and said he was assaulted thinking we dumb and would keep his gun.He failed to mention the gun to the sheriff.We had called and mentioned it.But now this is the kicker he walked fine to the gate and as soon as he got next to the sheriff he started to say ouch. He failed to mention he turned his dog and he pulled a loaded 45 on my husband..he was arrested. For brandishing a firearm and a concealed weapon. Both non felonies.Anyway a few days ago he accused us and a neighbor of throwing rocks at him and his dogs.We were placed under citizens arrest. Given a citation. For animal cruelty. which has the possibility of being a felony. My neighbor that was accused was home in bed when this supposedly happened.We were on the other side of the property all morning.Anyway the sheriff said he has called on us 28 times since the begining of the year.trying to get us in trouble.Anyway the sheriff said he would go to court for us.He gave me his word so I am holding him to it.I dont mean to go on about him. I was just reminded of him because of this " how to tick people off" I am going to take a moment to plug my other blog You should check out if you have ever been stalked or had a nasty neighbor. or just want to see. Check it out
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whom ever thought of this article I commend you for your thoughts. I find some of them quit creative. Well have a great day every .
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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