Thursday, March 25, 2010

Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'

Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'

 

When I saw this my first thought was " what about the warranty? Will this be covered?" Then I thought...."Oh hell no ! Don't they know how much they costs?I finally like my boobs and they blow me up. Man,if it wasn't for bad luck I would have no luck!!!" 


This is the way I see it.:                 

(purely hypothetical)

If I am a suicidal bomber , I really must not have any self esteem (or intelligence) .Obviously I don't like my body. I must feel really bad about myself to choose to blow myself up.I am obviously very angry at the world and on  a pity pot with a chip on my shoulder. I must have issues!!!! So it just seems to me, if I got a boob job .All of that would change, to a brighter outlook upon myself.(come on guys,we all know if we don't have boobs you guys make fun of us,unless your trying to get us in bed.Then you say "more than a hand full is a waste "Just so we will take our shirt off for you. Then after sex you guys gather around and talk shit on itty bitty titty.Not all of you ,but a lot of you ! It ends up getting back to the small breasted girl and it crushes her. All of her life she watches you men google over big boobs. That is the jest of our lack of self esteem and anger issues. Same with the blond vs brunette or skinny vs fat etc.) So this no self esteemed suicidal bomber finally gets breasts! They turn out great.They are full, large and perky.Finally the men are turning to look her way! She is loving every minute of it.She finally is the one the guys google over ! They whistle and say things to her that make her blush and gets her wet!Now ask yourself is she going to give that up? Especially by blowing them up? If she has too die. Come on she is gonna want an open casket to show these puppies off !!! 

All fun aside.

ok,  you should really go read the article. By Heidi Blake  

It is a rather disturbing thought. 




 


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Who can turn down free ?

Who can turn down free coffee?


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